The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The power to only be obesely fat.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The power to think up a pointless superpower.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

thumb_up thumb_down +58

the power to sleep while standing!

thumb_up thumb_down +56

the power to defecate while standing up...

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The power to not do it.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

thumb_up thumb_down +48

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

cry acid tears

thumb_up thumb_down +40

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The ability to play black ops anytime you want

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!