The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!