The power to shit out toilet paper.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The ability to change your weight

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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the power to smell like ham

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!