The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to be a common person

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The power to understand irony.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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the power to like charlie

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!