The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to not do it.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to have an ability.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to be normal and average

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!