The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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power to fly when your underwater

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boo

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!