The ability to change your weight

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

the power to smell like ham

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The power to breathe oxygen.

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

boo

power to fly when your underwater

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The Power to make PotNoodle...

the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!