- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to shit on the ceiling

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

the ability to levitate

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to read your own mind

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

the power to change people socks on command

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to fly, but only fly north

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

Pointless Super Powers