- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to find pokemon attractive

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

The power to turn 12% invisible.

the power to transform into Kanye West

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

To have the power to breathe

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to die when you get old

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to not have a brain!

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to shit on the ceiling

Pointless Super Powers