- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to control mealworms

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to control paprika with your mind

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to fail a test everytime

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The ability to die on command.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

the power to enter a coma.

The power to shit on the ceiling

The power to a nokia phone.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

Pointless Super Powers