the power to do nothing

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to break bones at will.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to be powerless

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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the power to turn food into shit

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to change your urine to any color

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!