- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power to obey gravity

The power to swim on land.

The power to be powerless

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to vomit every time you burp.

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

Pointless Super Powers