- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to shrink boobs

The power to not have a brain!

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to not have any power at all

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

Pointless Super Powers