The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the power to write comic books

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to poo.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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cry acid tears

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!