The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!