- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

the power to enter a coma.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to be gay on command.

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

being black

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!