- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be Chuck Norris

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to digest corn.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to even

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

the power to become translucent

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

open up pickles glass

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to look at Sun.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

Pointless Super Powers