The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power of having two left hands.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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Being only half invisible.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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75% levitation

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!