- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to moves in slow motion.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to look at Sun.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

the power to get married

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

Pointless Super Powers