the power to be 100% pointless

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The super power to shine in daylight

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!