The power to disintegrate yourself

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to turn into a pebble

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to not care.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!