The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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the power to die

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!