the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to become powerless

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to be a snail

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to die when you get old

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!