- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to kill yourself.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power of women's rights.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to think oppositely

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!