The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to stare directly at the sun

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

The ability to jump

The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to see via toe nails

The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

The ability to breathe out of water.

The power to be a snail

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to like Justin Bieber

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

the power to morph into yourself

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!