The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to see through glass

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to poo.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!