- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

To change your eye colour when ever you want

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The power to make remotes invisible

The power drown in water

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

The power to hold your breath when you die

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to see through glass

power to fly when your underwater

The power to poo.

Pointless Super Powers