- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to extend your pinky toe

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to think oppositely

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

the power to summon a pen, once

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

Pointless Super Powers