the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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Nothing

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!