The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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the power to get married

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to be alone

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the ability to levitate

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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the power to make faces at the blind

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!