- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The power to die on command.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

Nope. Just nope.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

the power the convince people if they agree

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

Pointless Super Powers