- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

ability to run very fast forever

the ability to levitate

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

open up pickles glass

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to control weather on Mars

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

the power to read your own mind

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to wish you had a power

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

Pointless Super Powers