the ability to blow yourself

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to look at Sun.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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the ability to die on command

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!