- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to understand irony.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

the power to read your own mind

The power to get arrested

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The power to release the bogus

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to see through glass

Pointless Super Powers