The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to die

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to die at will

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!