- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

ability to run very fast forever

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to break bones at will.

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to lose all your limbs

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to eat three times a day.

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

the power to enter a coma.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

Pointless Super Powers