the power to guess anybodies breakfast

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

the power to get fat in America

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

the power to transform into Kanye West

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to be a snail

the power to be forever alone

The power to moves in slow motion.

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

To have the power to breathe

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!