- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to ejaculate at command

the power the convince people if they agree

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

the power to hovertate

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to break bones at will.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to eat three times a day.

Pointless Super Powers