The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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ability to run very fast forever

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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yo mama

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!