The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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the power to get married

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The power to be alone

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the ability to levitate

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to wish you had a power

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!