The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to break bones at will.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!