- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to make food slightly smaller.

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

The ability to breathe out of water.

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

the power to ejaculate lava.

Pointless Super Powers