- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to moves in slow motion.

the power to become demented

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

the power to know when a politician is lying

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The power to be a snail

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to turn into a skittles bag

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to extend your pinky toe

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

Pointless Super Powers