the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!