The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to microwave bread

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to rite liek dis

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to poop a penny every year

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the ability to see through air

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The power of having two left hands.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to buy free things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!