The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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the power to summon a pen, once

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to smell whore

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The power to be alone

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to get arrested

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!