have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to create shit

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the power to jizz money

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!