- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

the power to half transform to something.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

The power to see through glass

Pointless Super Powers