The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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power to fly when your underwater

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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the power to fly in space

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The power to speak to toasters

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to microwave bread

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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the ability to see through air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!