From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!