- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to shit on the ceiling

The power to break bones at will.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to be powerless

Pointless Super Powers