the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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to do nothing

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to poo without wiping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!