- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to turn any object into food

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The ability to become visible at will.

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to die on the spot and not revive

power to transform into a dick with legs

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

To never remember what the word if means

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to speak to toasters

The ability to pee while standing up for men

Pointless Super Powers