- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

ability to run very fast forever

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to have gravity.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

Pointless Super Powers