- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The power to die on command.

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The power to block your own powers

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to rotten food.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to have gravity.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to make everything worse

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

Pointless Super Powers