- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be alone

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

the ability to levitate

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

the power to animate condiments

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

The power to die

The power to eat your own head.

To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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the power to read your own thoughts

The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

The power to live forever but only in a coma.

The power to dream about being asleep.

The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

Pointless Super Powers