power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to eat socks

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!