The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to have no power

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!