The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!