The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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the power to get married

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!