The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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Vanilla scented blood

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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the power to half transform to something.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!