the power to read your own mind

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!