- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to find spare change in the sofa

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The ability to be heard in space

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The ability to change the color of your poop

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

Pointless Super Powers