The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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I'm a giant di

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to poop standing up

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!