- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

the power to read your own mind

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power to lower your own ego.

The power to absolutely nothing

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to look at Sun.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

Pointless Super Powers