01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the ability to see through air

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!