The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!