the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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open up pickles glass

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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75% levitation

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to have gravity.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to become translucent

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!