The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!