The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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to do nothing

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!