The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the power to hovertate

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!