the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

thumb_up thumb_down +87

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

thumb_up thumb_down +87

THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +87

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

thumb_up thumb_down +87

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

thumb_up thumb_down +87

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

thumb_up thumb_down +87

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

thumb_up thumb_down +87

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

teleport to the place where you stand

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

thumb_up thumb_down +83

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

thumb_up thumb_down +83

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

thumb_up thumb_down +83

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

thumb_up thumb_down +83

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

thumb_up thumb_down +83

the power to summon a pen, once

thumb_up thumb_down +83

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

thumb_up thumb_down +83

The power of attracting fired bullets

thumb_up thumb_down +81

De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The Superpower to sleep at night.

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

thumb_up thumb_down +81

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!