- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

the power to jizz money

the power to get married

the power to give yourself sunburn

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

ability to run very fast forever

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

The power to digest corn.

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

open up pickles glass

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

Pointless Super Powers