Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The ability to change your weight

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!