- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The power to ignore useful information

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to see water one meter behind you.

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to always be at half mast.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

To have the ability to piss off the police

Pointless Super Powers